Turning off the heating, water leaks, loud music, or putting a blaring baby in the guest room: we all have our own favorite way to get rid of unwanted guests. As the international press has reported, Julian Assange is becoming a bit of a nuisance. How can Perdí Miscanicas, the current Ecuadorian Ambassador to London be helped? Should he…
- Pack everything into cardboard boxes, and move the embassy to a new building, without telling Julian Assange?
- It is no secret that Julian Assange loves frozen yoghurt. Julian will come running out of the building if a dairy van parks in front of the embassy and starts advertising a new flavor, for instance strawberry, vanilla, chia and goji berry.
- Change the diet of all embassy personnel to include copious amounts of onions, beans, cabbage and other flatulent foodstuffs, topped with garlic, at the same time closing all the windows.
I continuously confuse Julian Assange with Nigel Farrage (in fact, the former was visited by the British Donald not too long ago), initially I thought this was because of the (slight) similarity in their names. But now I know that it is the dystopian gleam in their eyes that causes my nomenclature confusion.
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