Donald Trump, Erdogan, the Dalai Lama and a backpacking student are the four sole passengers on a plane crossing the ocean. Suddenly the pilot appears and says: “Sorry guys, both our wings fell off, engines gone, tail on fire: the plane is going to crash. Only four parachutes on board, I’m taking one, so goodbye and good luck.”
And he pulls open the door and jumps out.
The four passengers are stunned. Erdogan is the first to move, grabs one of the three remaining parachutes, straps it on and says: “Guys, as the leader of the great Osman empire I have a responsibility for all Turks, and you will understand that it would be a terrible loss if I would die.” And out he jumps.
Donald Trump quickly grabs one of the two remaining parachutes, and shouts: “I am one of the greatest presidents and businessmen of the world, so true, I had the largest audience ever at my inauguration, I have big hands, the Democrats are to blame and I leave you with one parachute. So SAD !” And out he jumps.
Says the student: “Well, it seems only one of us can survive. Why don’t you take the last parachute?”
Says the Dalai Lama, with a twinkle in his eyes: “Don’t worry, son. Mr. Trump took your backpack.”
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Originally posted 2018-09-23 21:40:00.